Crackwhore

I am a Washington Crackwhore. And because I am a crackwhore, and a washingtonian, I will recite the crackwhore song for you. *ahem*

Man on the street:
It's two in the morning
The bars are all closing
I've had lots to drink and
I'm wanting some more
As sure as I'm standing
I long for a companion
So I'm demanding me favorite crackwhore

Me favorite crackwhore, me favorite crackwhore
So I'm demanding me favorite crackwhore

Crackwhore:
If you've got the money
Then I'll be your honey

Man:
I spent all me money
On whiskey and beer

Crackwhore:
My time you're a wasting

Man:
Now don't be so hasty
My ATM is not so far from here

Me favorite crackwhore, me favorite crackwhore
so I'm demanding me favorite crackwhore