The Charming Brothers

My sister once told me that Prince Charming had died and gone to hell. I guess that’s true, although it seems that his brother Prince Mediocre is still alive and kicking. In responce to my sister's statement I've heard it said that he isn't in hell, he is in fact in purgatory. Too bad there isn't a Prince Mostly Charming, or a Prince Sort-Of Charming; heck there's even a Prince Not-Charming-But-Can-Fake-It-Pretty-Good. Sadly enough it seems that their youngest brother Prince Average died a few days after his birth. I'm just glad there isn't a Prince Red-Neck.